Our Favourite Light Bulb Jokes And Puns!

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Here at The Replacement Lightbulb Company, we love a good joke about light bulbs. After all, there are plenty of them!

You probably haven’t heard a light bulb joke since school, so for a bit of fun, we decided to pick some of our favourites and share them with you. We’ve even through in some puns, too!

We’d love to hear yours too – so send us a tweet @RLCSussex with your favourites.

How many Englishman does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you mean, change it?! It’s a perfectly good bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it works just fine!

What did one light bulb say to the other?

You’re delightful!

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it’s a waste of time because the new bulb probably won’t even work anyway.

What did the light bulb say to the light switch?

“You really turn me on!”

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. They hate to share the spotlight.

What did the baby light bulb say to the mummy light bulb?

“I love you watts and watts!”

How many poltergeists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure.

How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One – but he has to wait until the light is better.

What did the light bulb say to his upset friend?

“Watts the matter? Lighten up!”

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the bulb must want to change!

What did the anode say to the cathode?

“Stop being so negative!”

How many husbands does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two – one to screw it most of the way in, and another to give it a surprise twist at the end!

A lightbulb walks up to a doctor and says,”I’m broken. Can you help?”

The doctor says, “Yes, I know how to fix you.”

The lightbulb says, “Enlighten me.”

I’ve been trying to think of an electricity pun

But now my head Hertz.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Four – one to change it and the other three to deny it.

I planted a light bulb in my garden…

It turned into a power plant!

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a light bulb?

A-one . . . a-two . . . a one-two-three-four!

 

So how many people does it really take to change a light bulb?

Just one qualified professional from The Replacement Lightbulb Company, of course! Get in touch to find out how we can help.

 

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